The Red Baron

I must give credit where it is due and my car is not German made. As a matter of fact it is a Nissan Pathfinder but goes like a "Sherman " tank. What's so funny is that when I drive it, it has more shakes, rattles and noises than most of the vehicles on the road here. One day I am going to do a posting of some of the wrecks that are on the roads here and you would be amazed. The beauty of driving the "Baron" is that because it has so many extra noises, no one wants to steal it. What a great anti theft devise! And as a matter of fact most people are amazed it still runs and its only 15 years old. One of the other beauties is that everyone hears me coming before they see me and so their ready to wave before I'm in sight. How cool is that! The other day I lent it to someone else and they we amazed how many people knew they were coming before they got there. The only problem is they (visitors) have to learn to wave to everybody because that's what I do. If you ever come to visit, I'll take you for a ride in my "Sherman" and you'll feel like the queen, only bring the white glove.